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Michael Showalter - Term Werner Cable
Major Lazer - Jump Up
Charlotte Gainsbourg - Greenwich Mean Time
Massive Attack - Pray For Rain (Ft. Tunde Adebimpe)
SALEM - Trapdoor
The Mary Onettes - Puzzles
John Cale - Gideon's Bible
Dinosaur, Jr. - Said The People
Shearwater - Black Eyes
The Clerkenwell Kid - Bathtime in Clerkenwell
Big Boi - Shutterbug
Lemonade - Lifted
Savoir Adore - Early Bird
Portugal The Man - All My People
T-Pain - Freaknik is Back
Crookers - No Security (Ft. Kelis)
DangerDoom - Benzie Box (Ft. Cee-Lo)
Kinky - Cornman
Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man
Geometri - Theme from Airwolf

I have found the world's perfect pants. They are khaki, high-waisted, and have pleats and a snazzy belt. They say, "I might be shopping at Urban Outfitters, but am doing so in sensible shoes." I am wearing them with a cardigan.


RIP Julia Sugarbaker.

As overheard on the airport economy lot shuttle bus:

"I thought you were going to stop spiking your hair."
"Well I was gonna but then I found this gel at Big Lot's."
"Is it your usual brand or just..."
"(unintelligible)"

ED HARDY LOL, AM I RIGHT

Here is that song you finally managed to get out of your head:



YOU'RE WELCOME

I saw my first Indiana Jones movie this weekend. Actually I saw my first two Indiana Jones movies this weekend, but they were both about nazis and snakes and fire, so it was basically like watching one long-ass movie. If someone asks me what I thought of it/them I will say they were like The English Patient except with more running. I will also say "what do nazis want with the holy grail of the covenant, anyways" and then they will have to explain that shizz.



I have also never seen ET. I am not a very good American.

Update! I still don't think I'd be able to tell if a Triscuit were stale or not.

30 Of My Favorite Songs Of The Year 2009



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Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - When We Swam
Portugal. The Man - People Say
Still Flyin - The Hott Chord Is Struck
Bat For Lashes - Daniel
Flight of the Conchords - Carol Brown
Dirty Projectors - Stillness is the Move
Animal Collective - Brothersport
The Very Best - Warm Heart of Africa
Julian Casablancas - Left & Right In The Dark
The Hidden Cameras - In The NA
Big Boi feat Gucci Mane - Shine Blockas
Amazing Baby - Smoke Bros
The Dead Weather - I Cut Like a Buffalo
The Dodos - Two Medicines
The Flaming Lips - Convinced of the Hex
Men - Off Our Backs
Monsters of Folk - Dear God
Voluntary Butler Scheme - Trading Things In
Wild Beasts - All the King's Men
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Carries On
Florence + The Machine - Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)
The Bloodsugars - The Pedestrian Boogie
Bishop Allen - The Ancient Commonsense of Things
Black Moth Super Rainbow - The Sticky
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
Tegan & Sara - Hell
Matias Aguayo - Rollerskate

Stay tuned for a favorites-of-the-decade post, which will probably just be "Hey Ya" and "To Hell With Good Intentions", over and over.

my 20 favorite movies of the aughts (the aughts!), in alphabetical order:

I like when on Family Feud a contestant throws out the kind of niche answer that gives the viewers an insight into said contestant's life like no regular question ever could.

"Apparently David Blaine was supposed to run the NYC Marathon, but there's no recorded time for him."
"That's because you can't quantify the speed of magic."
"You can't illusion 26 miles, dude."

"Still White After Labor Day"

The Statler Brothers - Flowers on the Wall
Nelcy Sedibe - Holotelani
Midnight Juggernauts - Into the Galaxy
Ladyhawke - Paris is Burning
Miniature Tigers - Tell it to the Volcano
Great Northern - Houses
Fleetwood Mac - Walk a Thin Line
R.E.M. - Arms of Love
Woodhands - Electric Avenue
Duchess Says - Black Flag
U-God - Lipton
Lake - Madagascar
Portugal. The Man - People Say
Mum - Sing Along
Amazing Baby - Smoke Bros
Prince - Thieves in the Temple