Wednesday, July 27, 2005

here is why I should write for "zoobooks".

I think that I would like to see an owl in person. Perhaps in my backyard, or somewheres like that. Having never seen one, the owl seems less like an actual animal than it does a mythical creature, like a unicorn or an imaginary flying panda. And honestly, I think the owl deserves a bit more credit than that.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Come to think of it, I wonder why the fat boys were completely terrified of a villian who so closely resembled bacon.

I think that this, the 1000th post on blog dehumidifier, quietly captures the essence of the previous 999- especially considering that at least 92% of the time anything remotely cryptic in said posts was usually just alluding to either barely-remembered hip-hop novelty acts of the early 90's or savory breakfast meats.

You do the math. Or alluding to the rockafire explosium!
oh wait are you still doing the math? cause yeah, I still want you all up on top of math's shit. that's all...


Monday, July 18, 2005

are you ready?

Friday, July 15, 2005

Somebody please buy me a computer. Here is another kitten picture, she likes to watch anything baseball-related:

Don't forget about the computer part!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Last post from Stokeswood? I believe so...oh man it is the end of something akin to an era. This is all going to make a fantastic story one day, once I get the initiative to actually start writing again. Unless they provide desired aliases, everyone is going to be named Steve 1-25 (give or take a steve).

This applies to maybe three people who read the blog, more to the livejournal crew...apologies to the blogosphere, as always.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Check out this awesomnity:

rockafire! explosion!

Friday, July 08, 2005

no credit taken or given:


Monday, July 04, 2005

This will never work:

A majority of last weekend was spent thinking about my somewhat dire need to salvage the remainder of the weekend.

Fuck, I just realized that this weekend sticks around til monday, today. I wonder what I mean by "salvage"?

Saturday, July 02, 2005

The sculpture of Zakk, displayed with his signature black and white Bullseye Gibson Les Paul, is scheduled for release in Summer 2005, with pre-ordering available
now. All figures in the Guitar Hero series are limited editions and the Zakk Wylde figure will be very exclusive with only 3000 pieces slated for production. This is an officially licensed product from Zakk Wylde and Gibson Guitars.

The Zakk Wylde sculpture is created using a team of highly skilled artists to sculpt a
remarkable likeness of the guitarist. The limited edition figure will be cast in a poly-resin and hand-paint in fine detail. Each sculpture in the Guitar Hero series is hand-numbered and displayed on an attractive wooden base.

Here is a link enabling you the viewer to see more angles of the "actual finished sculpture prototype".

Hey, so you honestly believe those political half-truths and semi-radical-buzzword-filled reform theories not only make you look well-informed, but are actually somewhat interesting? And that these words coming out of your mouth make you an interesting person? You don't think maybe this is all due to the fact that you only recently discovered cocaine? Not even just a little?

(welcome to lovely hour two of delving into a pile of minutiae located somewhere left of the bigger picture.)

Friday, July 01, 2005

I am totally about to update about that I now have this jacket once stolen from Michael Stipe's porch so it must have been his and also it has not been washed in ten years it smells like ten years later I bet.
Keep in mind that I have very little going on right now so I am going to choose to believe in this jacket. (Jill and the Amazing Unwashed Sportcoat.)

So I just updated about that and that is all for now goodnight.