Saturday, June 28, 2008

Just, FYI: someone is selling cat condos on the sidewalk at the corner of Sahara and Durango. Cat. Condos.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008


It was bad enough when these atrocities made their way out of the garden and onto the streets, but now they've added HEELS? Isn't that defeating the purpose?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Last week someone found my blog by searching for the term "crandleberries".

Sunday, June 22, 2008

I declare this weather: ridiculous. Hey, let's talk about the weather. (hi, hi, hi) Then let's talk about gas prices. Then let's talk about the weather again. No but seriously folks, I know I hate on American Apparel as much as the next girl not flatchested enough to wear a shiny bandeau top, but the only I've been sporting in 115 degree heat is AA terrycloth track shorts and a thin tank top. And I laze around the house in it! And I go shopping in it! And I go visit friends in it! And I wander around the thick, thick night heat and watch the sprinklers evaporate before they hit the ground. I want to live in a place with higher humidity and lower temperatures, where I don't need a car, I want a dog and I want to name him Wendell Gee.
Don't steal my dog name, you guys.

It's been so uneventful up in here that I think it's causing a rift in the time-space continuum, whereby events are actually sucked up into a different dimension never to be heard from again. Come to my living room and learn about physics, it's a hotbed. I've been watching Nip/Tuck. The second season is pretty intense, although I laughed when I saw Alec Baldwin. It's knee-jerkian.

There were two R.E.M. references in the above entry. Can you find them? It will be fun, like Highlights Magazine (for children).

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Two things that are currently kicking my ass:
1. Not smoking.
2. Pilates combined with abs class, being sore the next day more specifically.

Yeah, that's pretty much where my head was today. I need a pain reliever that is also a smoking deterrent, I mean one that is not Vicodin. Who wants to invent that gum. Chemistry, I'm talking to you. I will give you this idea for cheap to free.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Apparently if you search for the word "dehumidifier" on yahoo, this blog comes up fifth. THIS IS HUGE YOU GUYS.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Check out this amazing birthday card:

Plus there was twenty dollars inside, you can't really beat that!

I am going to buy myself a ticket to Chicago and a bottle of Pimms, and call it a self birthday present. And also, a day. I'm not big on all the birthday pressure.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Behold... My Future
  I will marry Jimmy Carter.  
  After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in A drug den in our fabulous Apartment.  
  We will have 8 kid(s) together.  
  Our family will zoom around in a black batmobile.
  I will spend my days as a President of Everything, and live happily ever after.  
whats your future

Welcome to the I have absolutely nothing to do mixtape, mixtape time.

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track list

Rufus Wainwright- Old Whore's Diet
Free Kitten- Teenie Weenie Boppie
Spree Wilson- WORD!
Sebastian Tellier- Manty
Psapp- Ev'rybody
Deerhunter- Nothing Ever Happened
Neneh Cherry- Buffalo Stance
Cof Cof- Caribbean Boy
Suede- Attitude
Metronomy- My Heart Rate Rapid
Fleet Foxes- Quiet Houses
David Dundas- Jeans On
Flight of the Conchords- Prince of Parties
Telex- Mata Hari
Extra Life- The Refrain
The Beautiful South- Good As Gold
Pavement- Major Leagues
Michael Jackson- Remember the Time

These are your jams. To keep.

Monday, June 09, 2008

This is what happens when I play around with volumizing curlers:

Peep my psychotic eyes, you guys. I don't know what's up with that.

Ok, I'm off to be the next 1970's country music sensation!

I just told my friend to order Custard because half the word is TARD.

I should be a life coach.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

On the other hand, I remember EVERYONE in this video, which is a pretty good snapshot of MJQ circa 2004:

This whole embedding video onto flickr thing has opened up a whole new world for me.

I very much don't want to be here. I very much want to be at home playing either Dance Dance Revolution for wii or Mario Kart for wii, originally (yesterday) I was all about MK but then I learned it might be sold out? Everywhere? And also, watching So You Think You Can Dance made me want DDR. So now I am at what is known as a classic impasse.
"Dance Dance Revolution is hard because I have trouble with left and right and up and down."
"I feel you on the whole left and right thing, but I pretty much have up and down...down.

You know who has no right to call itself a cookie is KASHI COOKIES. They are just health balls masquerading under the name "cookie". That being said, they are probably going to be my favorite food by the end of this box.

Wii games and cookies. Malaise, boredom, oversleeping, tiny muffins, that's all that's really going on right now. This is the blog of a disenchanted twelve year old. Here's something awesome from 2005:

Some thoughts: that must have been taken the same week that pussycat dolls came out, I only remember that song in context with vegas. the r.kelly song she's referring to is "trapped in the closet", we were a little obsessed with it at the time. i'm not actually in this, nor was i there at the time. had i been, i probably would have started singing "trapped in the closet", parts one through infinity. and also, i don't remember the name of ANYONE in that video, with the exception of the person behind the camera.