Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Download "This Mix Sucks"

Michael Showalter - Term Werner Cable
Major Lazer - Jump Up
Charlotte Gainsbourg - Greenwich Mean Time
Massive Attack - Pray For Rain (Ft. Tunde Adebimpe)
SALEM - Trapdoor
The Mary Onettes - Puzzles
John Cale - Gideon's Bible
Dinosaur, Jr. - Said The People
Shearwater - Black Eyes
The Clerkenwell Kid - Bathtime in Clerkenwell
Big Boi - Shutterbug
Lemonade - Lifted
Savoir Adore - Early Bird
Portugal The Man - All My People
T-Pain - Freaknik is Back
Crookers - No Security (Ft. Kelis)
DangerDoom - Benzie Box (Ft. Cee-Lo)
Kinky - Cornman
Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man
Geometri - Theme from Airwolf

Monday, April 12, 2010

I have found the world's perfect pants. They are khaki, high-waisted, and have pleats and a snazzy belt. They say, "I might be shopping at Urban Outfitters, but am doing so in sensible shoes." I am wearing them with a cardigan.

RIP Julia Sugarbaker.

Friday, February 12, 2010

As overheard on the airport economy lot shuttle bus:

"I thought you were going to stop spiking your hair."
"Well I was gonna but then I found this gel at Big Lot's."
"Is it your usual brand or just..."


Sunday, February 07, 2010

Here is that song you finally managed to get out of your head:


I saw my first Indiana Jones movie this weekend. Actually I saw my first two Indiana Jones movies this weekend, but they were both about nazis and snakes and fire, so it was basically like watching one long-ass movie. If someone asks me what I thought of it/them I will say they were like The English Patient except with more running. I will also say "what do nazis want with the holy grail of the covenant, anyways" and then they will have to explain that shizz.

I have also never seen ET. I am not a very good American.

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Update! I still don't think I'd be able to tell if a Triscuit were stale or not.