n'est pas

I saw my first Indiana Jones movie this weekend. Actually I saw my first two Indiana Jones movies this weekend, but they were both about nazis and snakes and fire, so it was basically like watching one long-ass movie. If someone asks me what I thought of it/them I will say they were like The English Patient except with more running. I will also say "what do nazis want with the holy grail of the covenant, anyways" and then they will have to explain that shizz.



I have also never seen ET. I am not a very good American.