Tuesday, October 28, 2008

IM conversations reappropriated as very short dialogues, part ixx:

"Man, I am reading about the re-writes to the letter people in the 90s and realizing I have always always associated vowels with being female."

"I think it contributed to my thinking the world was male dominated at an early age. Like, why are there so many more dudes in the land of the letter people? And also, those vowels were probably whores."

"Without vowels? The dudes were useless. The problem with the letter people patriarchy is that unlike the real one? They failed at making the females seem non-essential. ok fucking AWESOME I HAVE P AND A T. I CANT DO SHIT WITH THAT. M? SAUSAGE PARTY. YOU CANT EVEN SPELL SAUSAGE PARTY WITHOUT VOWELS."

Thursday, October 23, 2008

I honestly don't think I would be able to tell if a Triscuit were stale or not.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Because I know you guys like these things, and I am nothing if not desperate for approval, here is another mixtape:

This has little to do with anything, and much less to do with this.

Download here

1. Hercules & Love Affair - Hercules Theme
2. The Theater Fire - Coyote
3. TV on the Radio - Dancing Choose
4. Erykah Badu - Twinkle
5. Starlight Mints - Jack in the Squares
6. Pinback - Tripoli
7. Nomo - Fourth Ward
8. Afrika Bambaataa - Metal
9. Allez Allez - She's Stirring Up
10. The Free Design - Umbrellas
11. The Magnetic Fields - The Village in the Morning
12. Jukebox the Ghost - Good Day (Andrew Maury Remix)
13. The Brunettes - Her Hairagami Set
14. Lindsey Buckingham - Shut Us Down
15. The Debonair One - Real Bitch Roll Call (some remixed version)

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

I would like to find two other people to learn this dance with me: