Friday, November 13, 2009

I like when on Family Feud a contestant throws out the kind of niche answer that gives the viewers an insight into said contestant's life like no regular question ever could.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

"Apparently David Blaine was supposed to run the NYC Marathon, but there's no recorded time for him."
"That's because you can't quantify the speed of magic."
"You can't illusion 26 miles, dude."