A robot walks into a bar / orders a drink / lays down a bill / The bartender says, hey we don't serve robots / and the robot says, oh but someday you will

PERIOD PIECE OR DADAIST TRAIN WRECK?

I hate (or love) when people proudly declare: "you'll either love me or hate me, there's no in-between". Because, you see, I'm more than perfectly capable of being indifferent to you.

HOW TO MAKE MOVIES BETTER

Zach Braff needs to be on fire, more often.

ALSO

I've watched so many British movies lately, the voices in my drunken little head have upper crust accents. "Is she British or just affected?"