n'est pas

Clearing up a couple of hipster rumors floating about:
1. A DJ did not go flying through the air as a result of a spat last Friday night at Lennys. Someone knocked someone else down. That's it.

2. The drunk driver at the drive-in invasion only hit one guy in a chair (and a couple of cars). Yes, the ambulances came, but there was not a death race 2000 type massacre.