two I actually wrote last night and am just now getting around to publishing because let's face it i am lazy

Remaining copacetic with the fact that I do not leave the house really except for work and errands and by errands I mean daytime things like borders and getting toothpaste and blue jeans, remaining copacetic I think so but maybe I am just perpetually tired and am making up for seven months of not really sleeping at all, or was it two years I lose track.
I don't really have any friends here yet. You'd think I'd be all emo-annoying about that but nah I save that kind of whining for the really insignificant shit, like difficult sideways glances from difficult boys.
I have cable for the first time in three years so now I can watch things like tom cruise inside the actors studio, I can watch things and learn things because tom cruise knows things. Maybe it's all the tylenol pm that keeps me inside, I am my own tiny anaesthesiologist waving goodnight from the cut-rate killswitch across the room.

I would have said "I remain copacetic" but it sounded too goddamn pretentious like merchant ivory doing henry james doing his take on the general state of things. Yeah, meaning to say what.

Here is something I thought of:



I am going to get gelato now, I think.

Holy fuck I just found my brother on myspace hahahahaha ok so everyone add him:

Ok I guess it's more his music site, but still here is the link so add him anyways.



the internet! what can you do!

Hey there is finally a new poll- look to your right!

I bought the second season of The Mary Tyler Moore Show on DVD. I think I have accomplished all there is to accomplish today.



I am going drinkin' now.

Check out this awesome bracelet I got at the Clinton Library Gift Shop:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT or WHY I AM THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO COLLEGE FOR ANOTHER DEGREE, BUT NOT REALLY BUT ALSO POMONA IS ONLY LIKE TWO HOURS FROM HERE SO MAYBE I WILL JUST GO MILL AROUND OR SOMETHING and also WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

you think I am kidding about the milling.

top two reasons why the bathroom at the double down makes me think about atlanta:

Pictures of the living quarters I am slowly trying to put together, empty house.






rocks


pics to hang


what the rack-o-matic looks like


when I drove through tennessee I stopped at "loretta lynn's kitchen".


my new/old dresser/once-was-a-minibar-apparatus-I-think piece of furniture


the bookshelf from wal-mart I put together and then disguised with a curtain


the light in my room is very yellow

mixed berry salad:

elderberries
crandleberries
salmonberries
dingleberries
turnberries
chuckberries
roundberries
crunchberries

Earlier I was attempting to write the word "responsible" and I accidently wrote "responsicle". So now I am going downstairs and getting a Nestle Crunch ice cream bar. Jealous?

You can smoke in the malls here. Actually, you can smoke almost everywhere- the local news tells me they just now put a smoking ban on childcare centers. But only if five or more children are cared for at said establishment. Which I guess is the very definition of "center", otherwise it would just be a....um, house. With five or less kids.

Earlier I went to yet another mall but at least this time I found the goddamn sephora. It was right next to the goddamn indoor thunderstorm. Take a left at the casino.

This town has lost it's goddamn mind, still. Also I think I might be the only person in town with red hair. Natural red hair I mean.

It's the weekend, time for some beedogs!



beelieve it!

come out and plaaaay

Ok I may have to buy some sort of video game console.

Because of this: The Warriors, The Video Game



oh, and there's a lot of sitting around time, too:

On Saturday I met some coworkers in the old part of Vegas and walked around with a ridiculously large drink and then ate a tuna melt. After that I went to the desert and watched my art director's boyfriend and some other people do that motorcross thing which looked crazy like BMX Bandits crazy. We then took a tricked-out golf cart over some sand and rocks and followed a dry wash until it ended at a drop off. Backtracking was harder than you'd think and after several misdirects and several hundred gunshot-riddled signs/plastic container/discarded car part we made it back to the car right before the sun went down. I wish I had taken pictures but my camera has been trapped at the office all weekend.
On Sunday I found a mall and went to it.

PIctures From the Clinton Liberry








I think my mom corrected this speech.






Here is the exhibit about al gore inventing the internet.


This is kind of creepy.




Me in the women's bathroom. Disco!


It takes a village to make an ashtray.


Clinton Presidential Christmas tentacles.


The end!

I'm writing lines for a Wolfgang Puck restaurant opening in the Washington D.C. Convention Center- or more specifically in the "Washington D.C. Convention Center Supreme Court Food Court".

...


"Yes, I'll have the 'Ruth Bader Ginsburger', please."

The El Rancho Motel (of tomorrow) and other Route 66 randomness...










I like how they are acting out the picture behind them. There were so many fake* dinos on route 66!



*shallow and artificial

(woggles, subsonics, ocha, not all the same night dudes)

The Woggles:











The Subsonics:





Ocha La Rocha:






(here we see ronney clearly abandoning the stage...)

Things Vs. Stuff...from that yard sale once ago and from other places...the battle for domination of the pointless rages on...