n'est pas

Top 10 Reasons I Do Not Need to Post More Than 1 Photo a Day on Fotolog.
10. Crazy phone.
9. Hot Wokkin' it.
8. Busy working on "Harry the Good Looking Corpse."
7. Programming robot to do my bidding at office.
6. Elementary existentialist philosophy says one is enough.
5. Busy typing friends' names into Google.
4. Slightly smaller than normal pitchers of Stella at the Local.
3. Cat grooming business on the side.
2. Intensive Malkmus-stalking.
1. Brazilian solidarity movement.