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Top 5 Worst Things About the (free) White Stripes Show at Stone Mountain
5. Drunk Teenagers (not that I condemn underage drinking, they were just annoying)
4. One hour to get from park entrance to parking spot.
3. People booing the second band (just plain rude.)
2. Port-a-potties.
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Top 5 Best Things About the White Stripes Show
5. We didn't get there in time for the Hiss.
4. Meg's candy-striped drum.
3. The lines for the port-a-potties weren't that long.
2. Drunk teenagers being exposed to the math/synth rock of the second band.
1. The White Stripes are still a fucking great band, and sounded good.

I started with the worst because overall it wasn't worth going. And I didn't even list the fact that we couldn't see the stage until we moved to the very back, and then Jack White was but a small red dot.