n'est pas

More from the office e-mail thread
(names have been thinly veiled)
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i won a free lunch from jersey mike's for me and my co-workers. up to 15 people. but there's a godamn catch. james from american express would come and talk to us about investing and iras for 20-30 min while we eat.
i told him we don't want to be talked to, we want to have fun. he said it is fun. i didn't bite.
would you guys want to do this?
i'll go on popular vote, if you do, i'll book it with roy. if not, screw that guy, i'd rather pay $6 and go have fun at lunch.
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I agree. I'm kinda a no, on the sell while I eat.
Theres too much of this going on in America anyway.
People in France would never even consider this.
But I'll make an exception if he puts porn in his powerpoint presentation, I'll give you my go ahead vote.
I'm serious.
I've never seen porn in a power point presentation and i think i need to see it.
So thats my requirement.
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I'm with Ronald. Pornography and Coldcuts is a long-neglected American tradition.
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three layer biscuit porn and i'm in.
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I disagree that this lunch could not be fun and am frankly disappointed in all of your lack of vision. Suppose we went to lunch and brought bull horns and heckled this man. Wouldn't that be fun? What if we threw meat products at him and repeatedly chanted,"Cry, Cry, Cry" until he did so. What about that? What if we took him outside and beat the living shit out of him and proceeded to urinate on him, leaving him in a gutter somewhere to die? Fun? O.K. maybe not fun in the traditional sense, but it would make a nice finish to a hearty sandwhich.
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ok, forget what I said a second ago. kip's idea gets my vote.
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Me too. I'll bring a pipe wrench.
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ok. i'll go with kip. but can i still bring some Bisquick?