n'est pas

More annoying people, as compiled from the comments here and in the ol livejournal-

People who have more than 20 items in the express lane at Wal-Mart.

People that do charity work and then never shut up about how they did charity work

Menswear salesmen that openly belittle you as a customer. YOU SELL SUITS!! THAT'S ONE STEP UP FROM SHOES!!!

Bands who say they are pushing the envelope and then have their tour sponsored by Nokia.

People who talk in "baby voice" all the time.

People who say "oh--he's harmless" when their pit bull is straining towards you at the end of his leash.

People who expect you to congratulate them effusively when you learn that they're/their partner is pregnant, when what you really want to says is "wow, Dave! Who would've thought that you produced sperm AND you were able to deposit it in the right place! Not many guys could do that, you know."

People who use their turn signal and then turn it off and then turn it on again but in the opposite direction and then after all is said and done turn in the original indicated direction.

People who work fast food in any big city.

Old ladies who do not thank me when i hold the door open for them.

People who are sitting at the back of the bus, then push through a crowd PAST the back door to exit at the front, thus forcing people outside to wait in -10 weather to wait to get on, who then turn and walk back in the direction of the rear door.

Michael Douglas