n'est pas

So today is boring, again, it's boring again. So I bought some pants. I bought some ninety-six dollar pants with a hundred dollar gift card, they were five dollar pants. They are wide legged, sailor and summery, I want to abolish the skinny pant movement, I think it's day has passed. Let's usher in the day of the wide pant. You might be asking yourself why I don't write freelance-like for vogue, what with sentence choices like "day of the wide pant", well that's a good question. Hey vogue, I'll be waiting by the phone.

did i just write a paragraph about pants? i think i just did.