Thursday, March 27, 2008

Here's the shortened version of a really long meme I did yesterday on livejournal. It's because I have nothing to say that's real.

Diamonds or pearls?
Pearls, its because I'm an old woman.

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

What do you usually have for breakfast?
Coffee

What food do you dislike?
olives

What is your favorite CD at moment?
The only full CD I've been listening to is REM "Accelerate"

What kind of car do you drive?
A Saab

Favorite sandwich?
All of them.

What characteristic do you despise?
Entitlement

Favorite sport to watch?
Anything with animals dressed up like humans, is that a sport yet.

What is your favorite candy?
Peanut Butter M&Ms

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Burnt Sienna

Do you make friends easily?
Haha, not at all.

If you were a doll or action figure what would you come with?
Issues

I have an irrational fear of _____?
Life

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Catfish and cobbler

I find childbirth ________.
In the maternity ward, I guess.

My feet are _______.
Attached to my ankle-bone.

My prefered type of jeans are _______.
I've been digging Joe's lately.

Know how to cook?
Not at all.

I am annoyed with:
Myself, usually.

What sea creature scares you?
Those bioluminescent ones that live in the abyss.

What color hair do most people have that you know?
Brown? I guess?

Name one spice girl.
Action Spice

What was the last thing to make you cry?
I don't remember, I don't really feel enough feelings anymore to cry on the regular.

What are the stems on wine glasses for?
Photosynthetic processes.

My favorite shoes are:
On my feet right now.

Ever burnt yourself?
Not on purpose, but yeah.

Do you believe in things that last forever?
Everything's finite.

Whats something you've learned about your life?
I've got to fly like an eagle. To the sea. Fly like an eagle.

My favorite color is _____.
Green

Ever been stuck in an elevator?
No

Are you a good person?
I hope so.

DO YOU SNORE?
No, but I wouldn't think snorers would be aware.

LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I used to be a lover but now I'm a fighter.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
I like some of it. I like Project Runway.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Most babies are cute babies.

HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
How did you know I was single, survey? SURVEY! YOU ARE TOO SMART FOR ME.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No, but that would be pretty ironic, huh.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Two darns! I give them. Wait, who's "the ozone"?

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
57

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Can I sing it? No. Can I say it? Also, no.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Like, on the constant.

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
It depends on what we are hunting for.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Benedict-ed

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Spat out the bottom of the porn industry.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers

IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
the Santa Clause? The Tim Allen movie? It's real, and it's flying off shelves!

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Hey, remember that show.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
That's what the DEA wants you to think, huh.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
blue

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
It's not bad.

WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
It's all pretty subjective.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
A bit of the piano, xylephone and I used to be able to play the French Horn.

CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
I wish!

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
i believe in illusions. ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL.

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I BELIEVE IN ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL.

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
yes. yes i can.

DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
yes

DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
I like many people.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
The Heavy Hitter