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This is a pretty majestic program.

Here are some summer tunes, for your remaining summer. Most of them have nothing to do with summer, so it's going to take a certain amount of imagination. Don't let me down. I believe in you.

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TRACKLISTING!

1. The Dixie Cups - Iko, Iko
2. Flo-rida - In the Ayer
3. Kelley Polar - Magic Dance
4. Beck - Youthless
5. Beta Satan - 666
6. Donovan - Barabajagal
7. Stereo Image - Pack Moves
8. Santogold - Get It Up (Radioclit mix)
9. Vetiver - Swimming Song
10. John Matthias - Blind Lead the Blind
11. The Wet Secrets - Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole
12. B-52's - Mesopotamia
13. YACHT - We're Always Waiting
14. Patrick Swayze - She's Like the Wind

Summa!

Big earthquake in Chino.


Chino? Ew.

It's where Mr. Peanut tans.

I just checked my friendster friend page for the first time in many a year. Here are some people that I am friends with:

Moses (from Deerhunter)
Molly Jong-Fast
Pimpbot
Kim Jong-Il
Lotus
Owen
"Dylan Antilog"
The Agenda

I don't know who Lotus and/or Owen are.

If you haven't seen this, please watch it immediately. It is the trailer for the upcoming Oliver Stone epic biopic "W", and it stars some people who play other people:

Oliver Stone really missed an opportunity for some comedy gold by not casting Will Ferrell as W. Actually, he may have some unintentional comedy gold anyways - YOU'RE A BUSH! ACT LIKE ONE! - and also, Karl Rove. C'mon guys, it's going to be like seven seasons of The West Wing crammed into three glorious, heartbreaking hours. Sort of.

jarvis cocker, pitchfork festival oh-eight


ferris wheel, ferris wheel festival oh-something


bridge folk


sir, I would like to have your glasses.






i'm pretty sure everyone takes this picture.


this one, too.


MAXIMUM KAYAKING


you'd better get there early if you want the wing.


giant shiny things are fun.



I did see other acts at Pitchfork, but I was so far back that the pictures just weren't that interesting.

I'm back from Chicago. Every single second was filled with pre-planned activities such as going to a very crowded music festival, teaching a class, and running to avoid sudden downpours. I'm sunburned due to Chicago's very schizophrenic weather patterns, it was cloudy when I left the house I promise. Now I'm redder than I ever get here, here in sunny Las Vegas. I was going to update earlier from the Detroit airport about how there is a monorail(!) in the airport, and how everything in the NWA terminal has Japanese translations for some strange reason. It was not what I was expecting from the Detroit airport. I could write a book an informative pamphlet on domestic airports. It's where I've been living for the last six months. Seems like it? Seems like it. I need some food and maybe some working out, I'm concerned for my sunburn, though.

Pictures to follow, but they are mostly just Jarvis Cocker.

I'm currently listening to a muzak version of "Don't Go Back To Rockville".

I'm not really that big on celebrity news-

-unless there is a diorama involved.

One of my least favorite asshole driver moves is when I am trying to turn right onto a busy street and someone pulls into the left turn lane, completely blocking my view of oncoming traffic and causing me to have to wait to make my turn until this other car does. I'm not entirely sure the other person realizes they are doing it, but you'd think my wild gesticulations would be enough to make them realize that something is up. ANYWAYS. So I just had this move pulled on me at the gym by Carrot Top and his stupid giant white H2 Hummer. (As though looking creepy weren't enough.) HOW TO DESTROY THE EARTH, COMEDY, AND MY DRIVE HOME IN ONE FELL SWOOP.

I'm having some phantom anxiety today, can't pinpoint it, can't alleviate it. I'm wearing a yellow dress from the 80's, a power dress. (I don't wear clothes, I collect them.) Something is wrong, I can't pinpoint it so I'll just drown it out with wine and pilates. Not at the same time. Pilates first, wine after.

Here, I made a Muxtape. It's about feeeeelings. No, no it's not.