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One of my least favorite asshole driver moves is when I am trying to turn right onto a busy street and someone pulls into the left turn lane, completely blocking my view of oncoming traffic and causing me to have to wait to make my turn until this other car does. I'm not entirely sure the other person realizes they are doing it, but you'd think my wild gesticulations would be enough to make them realize that something is up. ANYWAYS. So I just had this move pulled on me at the gym by Carrot Top and his stupid giant white H2 Hummer. (As though looking creepy weren't enough.) HOW TO DESTROY THE EARTH, COMEDY, AND MY DRIVE HOME IN ONE FELL SWOOP.