n'est pas

Last night I was at a party with a) john waters b) that band gravy train c) kato kaelin. I kept asking people seriously am I not just hallucinating kato kaelin again. Oh and d) five billion other people. People who took a lot of bathroom pictures.

I just had an eight hour dream about being late for some things and running away from others, all set to the tune of a impossibly large crowd and insufficient restraint devices. I am still recovering. I think the key to shaking it is going down the street to Borders, getting some coffee and buying the first season of Strangers With Candy on dvd. Exactly.

I was planning on writing more, I think. Initially.