n'est pas

Epic Text-Message Conversations

"What are those old-school ringtones called? The type of music?"
"I know what you're talking about but I don't remember."
"Yeah, it's pissing me off, mang."

(two hours later)

"I'm still thinking about this."
"Wasn't it on your old phone? It's like mono or disyllabic and sounds 80s. I'm seeing the letter 'm'."
"Yes, and I used to write cell phone ads. Annoying!"
"Midi?"
"That's it!"
"This is the dumbest conversation we've ever had."