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A Sampling of Facebook Status Updates From This Morning, Which Was a Few Hours Ago

"would love to see Michelle punk the Bushes from behind with the Lincoln Bible."

"man, that crowd loves it some feinstein."

"wishes this flash player update would hurry the f up."

"that giant easter basket sounded just like aretha franklin."

"bought that same (Aretha) hat at Marshalls last night."

"I am sO bored WHO ORDERED THE FUCKING SPA AND SALON CHILLOUT SHIT."

"This is so... Presidential."

"Poetry? Time for a smoke."

p.s. I am listening to "Return to Innocence", it is kind of like a jock jam.