Disco Kroger
Crack Kroger
Murder Kroger
Kro-gay
Has anyone named the new-ish Kroger on Moreland yet? And if not I am going to suggest "Partial Birth Abortion Kroger". Just you know, casually throw it into sentences and see if it doesn't stick. "Hey I gotta run and grab some batteries- you think the closest place is partial birth abortion kroger?" or "I like to get my shopping done at 5am because any later and the lines at PBA Kroger get backed up as all hell". I bet it sticks. I bet it totally sticks.
"Partial Birth Abortion Kroger has the freshest motherfucking produce in all the land!"
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