I need a vacation, a week long vacation to that one place featured on the macintosh screen saver. Sitting by the pool isn't cutting it anymore, especially when the pool includes annoying frat boys asking you to attend their "bitchin' bar-b-que". I also want a tan. This pigmentation ain't cutting it anymore either. Few things are cutting it these days, save the fact that the rainbow curve is finally open knocking ten whole minutes off my commute.
Speaking of cutting it, what am I going to do for fourth of july? Am I going to have my own bitchin' bar-b-que? I should have my own solo bar-b-que party. I really need a vacation. Maybe it's the nyquil still talking.
kind of like this bitchin' poster
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