n'est pas

My itunes likes to play that New Order "World In Motion" song, remember the one they shat out for manchester united? Today: I am not singin' for englin'. Last night: I did a quick once-over on my tax return and realized I owe the federal government money. This weekend: I am on a frantic search for deductions, even if it means I have to fill out the dreaded long form. My life is fascinating these days, all television and taxes.
Is it possible that I was ever injured in a war? I could itemize the hell out of that.