n'est pas

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So how many girls dumped their boyfriends for you on new years eve?

Actually, one girl did dump her boyfriend for me that night coincidentally. It did take some pressure on my part, but it paid off. Stranger things have happened.

I'm thinking about dumping my boyfriend for you...ok. I just did. This better be worth it.

Oh come on now, you already know its not...

I have this mental picture of you being chased around by the benny hill theme music and like 500 girls. But they're all scenester so it's, ya know. Ironic.

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it kind of looks like a sunshine nightmare around here now.