n'est pas

Help! I am thinking about cooking for me and my dad this thanksgiving, I need some good vegetarian recipies that are also tasty to meat eaters! Why am I even thinking about cooking- I am only a good cook in my own head, and even then things turn out too basil-y.
Friday night I saw the Rapture and the Presets, which was fun until I got too drunk to walk in a straight line. Which basically killed Saturday, and I spent most of the day Sunday cleaning. So that was my weekend. Somebody pass me the excitement scepter.