n'est pas

Last night I ate a sixty dollar dinner and drank entirely too much alcohol. Last night I rode in eighteen limos and sat under eighteen heat lamps in seventy degree weather. Today I am going to leave work at two, go home and eat salty foods. I am going to watch more arrested development and nap. Tonight I am going to go see the starlight mints for the first time ever. This weekend I am going to clean every inch of my house and attempt to spend zero amounts of money. Monday they are finally going to deliver my futon, I get to wait around for that. The seal is for marksmanship. And the gorilla, the gorilla is for sandracing.

I had this in a list of sorts but that's derivative. Of poetry.