n'est pas

WAYS TO MAKE SUPER TUESDAY EVEN MORE SUPER

-Call it "Super Fucking Tuesday"

-Replace "Tuesday" with "Bowl", replace "voting" with "football"

-Make sure Monday is just average.

-Place your "I Voted" sticker on a lamppost, just to worry people.

-Every time you say "Super Tuesday" you are required to follow it with "The S is for Super, the U is for Unique, the P is for Perfection and you know that we are freaks."

-Keep telling people that it feels more like a Super Wednesday and that it must be because you took last Super Friday off.

-Nachos.