n'est pas

I think if I have a rediculosly large number of children at once I will name them:

Tavius
Bitavius
Tritavius
Quadtavius
Quintavius
Sextavius
Septavius
Octavius
That tiny creepy head growing from Octavius's arm that keeps demanding cheese.

I bet Sextavius would get taunted a lot. And you might think Bitavius too, but his name would just get mispronounced. The bite marks would never quite heal.

Kids can be so cruel, can't you Red Rover chain? Let's send the tiniest girl over to be clotheslined. Just wait until they taste "land mine kickball."