n'est pas

My friend recently returned from Europe and brought me a Kinder Suprise! chocolate egg, more German chocolate, and a superawesome hat that makes me look like a stewardess for USSR Air. German chocolate just kicks the ass of American chocolate so hard core that I could eat it by the pound. I could also kill some German gummi products pretty fast. I must visit Berlin, and then I think I'll move in.

If what they say is true, that is.