n'est pas

Sobriety is making me do wierd things...for instance, I just signed up for ballet lessons. Which could be tough considering that I feel as though several steamrollers have been sharpening their parallel parking skills on my brain. I have exactly t-minus two weeks to get in some sort of shape.
Oh, did I mention I was going all sober and shite? Yeah, yeah we'll see (considering its only been two days). In a row!