n'est pas

fat elvis and skinny elvis are also engaged in a lifelong battle for title of superior elvis.
but when elvi fight no one really wins, for an elvis divided against itself cannot stand.
so I say unite and become one average size elvis!

or one extra fat elvis, depending on your method of unification. in which case I suppose fat elvis would win...

it is so! fat elvis wins!

next week-

kangaroos vs. koalas
austrailia, would you stop hogging all the cute animals and just pick one already?