Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Wow. I love insane Christian websites.
My favorite part? Professor Giraffenstein, the christian "scientist", who makes up answers to stupid science questions such as:
Q: Hey Professor? Haven't dinosaurs been extinct for millions of years?
A: Wrong...dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas. And the earth is less than 10,000 years old!

Q: Professor, what are fossils and where did they come from?
A: Fossils are the buried remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago in the flood!

and my personal favorite...
Q: Were Neanderthals the "monkey men" Evolutionists keep talking about?
A: No! Neaderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due to very advanced age and flood-cloud-related rickets!

Obviously!
Making up science is fun!

They also tell you to "stay away" if you see an athiest...yeah, that figures, considering we wouldn't want our kids learning anything remotely fact-based.

So yeah drop in, have a laugh, and find out why the internet was made at least 80% better after fundamentalists learned how to make websites!