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How the hell did I live 25 years without ever having known that Scott Baio guest starred on an episode of "Full House".
And not just any episode- the one where Uncle Jessie attempts to ride his motorscooter across a ledge that's gotta be at least a story or two off the ground. I mean, that's right up there with the one where Uncle Jessie dangles from a tree by parachute cord for an entire episode.

And for some reason in this episode Bob Saget looks like the former (forgotten) member of "Flock of Seagulls" who has since turned to dealing coke and used cars. No clue why. Such is the beauty of miller meeting boyett.