n'est pas

I simply do not understand how people can possibly get to work before 10am. First of all are the morning activities in which one must partake in order to be considered sane. Getting out of bed. Showering. Matching belt to shoes, etc. And if that didn't take long enough, there's hair gel. And picking out which cds to bring to work, and which one to listen to in the car. Then you have to nail the lamp into the wall, pick out a safety pin, leave stupid messages on a djs voicemail and gather the appropriate magazines to start the wall of stipe. And that's all before you get in the car! So it makes me wonder, when I see all the cars in the deck that got there before me, if they aren't being a little too haphazard with their safety pins.