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Log #5883: weekend activities thus far.

acquired hiring status of one construction company.
began production on murder mystery/elevator disaster movie involving one stuffed animal of note.
noted stuffing loss on said movie star.
looked for a bench.
looked for a bench in the shade.
defended self from onslaught of strobe attack.
considered using a strobe attack during mystery/elevator disaster movie pivotal battle scene.

"what do you think, co-producer?"
"did you happen to see where I put my beer?"

You don't have to be clinically insane to work here, but it helps.
Which I guess explains why it's just us two. It gets so and so and so and so.

Explosium!