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And for the record, I did not actually steal anyone's pen.

Subject: Jill just stole my pen

I just want everyone to know what kind of people we're working with.
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Carlos is telling all kinds of blasphemies and fabrications.
I just want everyone to know what kind of people we're working with.
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Both Jill and Carlos believe in late term abortions up until the child is twelve years old.
I just want everyone to know what kind of people we're working with.
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Billows never gives reach-arounds.
I just want everyone to know what kind of people we're working with
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REACH AROUNDS????
wow. you're a dirty boy. al, you wanna explain what a reach-around is to everyone?
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it's when your cubicle-mate borrows a pen or pencil and doesn't reach around to put it back on your desk.
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jill stole my virginity. it was kept in the garage next to my stolen pen collection.
and carlos stole my thunder.
i wasn't working at the time. but still!
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That was an accident- I was just looking for a pen.
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I still have my virginity. It hasn't done me much good, so Evan, you can have it if you want it.
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if you offer it, then i can't technically steal it.
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Man, I can't get rid of my virginity no matter what i do!