n'est pas

If your life seems to be spiraling out of control but you are not sure exactly how fast, or rather you don't know the exact rate of the spiraling, measure it thus:
If you are spiraling at a greater or equal rate to the latter half of any episode of vh1's "behind the music" then you should probably seek help. If slower, then rock a little more dude cause your headshot is not going to turn all minor-key inverted right before cutting to commercial on it's own.



the drugs got harder...the music got sloppier...the years got college-ier...