n'est pas

I am drinking a cognac highball.
And we don't even have a conservatory! How's that for playing with fire?

My birthday celebratoyotathon is Friday night at Lennys. In lieu of a pinata I'm just going to give participants a stick and let them hit a hipster until drugs fall out.

The only way I want to sleep right now is watching your attempts at awake.

I am now going to read blogs linked on the Lick website until that sex drive so often documented on bathroom walls returns. Or smoke a cigarette, if the alledgedly rabid racoon has vacated the backyard. It has fangs and maybe a revolver.

Funny to think ennui could have auxillary characters like this.