n'est pas

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone! What do you suppose the odds are, if I did indeed leave it on Marta, that someone actually took it to lost and found? Probably pretty slim. I called and they said it would take 2-3 days to know if someone actually returned it.
I would have more faith in humanity if humanity actually deserved it.

On the plus side o the spectrum, I gots me a Saab!
It's so nice to drive a car in which everything works.
If I don't find my wallet I have to go BACK to the DMV...because I guess that hour wait in line last week just wasn't enough for them.

I think I might have overdone it a bit on Saturday night, as yesterday I threw up the first thing I'd eaten in two days.

Unicycling poodles are the ones who ride for us all.