Thursday, June 03, 2004

I want candy
bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn
she my Jessica Tandy
I want candy
I need candy
bubble gum and taffy
Gonna get your ass beat nasty
Do it so your dad sees
embarrass your whole family
Just cuz you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To fuel a giant drill to bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
612 wharf avenue