n'est pas

From now on I shall be known as "Dehumidifier, the V+ of Paper, Rock, Scissors."

And also, does anyone know where I can get the job of Edwards' stylist? (thats Edwards of the Kerry/Edwards duo, not just a soandso Edwards of some other duo.)

Because I really want to be "Dehumidifier, the V+ of Paper, Rock, Scissors and stylist to VP Candidate Edwards and the stars" (but not really the stars, cause i'd be pretty busy on the campaign trail and then its paperrockscissors season again and a girl's gotta rest!)

I should probably start looking for a Caboodles in extra large...taking hair product on the road and all.