Sunday, July 11, 2004

How many of you have seen the classic horror flick "The Re-Animator"? (raise your hands...)
Ok now, how many of you remember that the movie featured a disembodied head in a casserole dish? (ok i guess some of you were making out instead...)
Finally, how many of you find that this blood-marinated noggin' bears a striking resemblance to presidential hopeful John Kerry?


It's creepy in so, so many ways.

And not to cut short my Kerry/Edwards photos, here is what I predict that year two of the Kerry administration will be like:


Hmmm...well at least this way they can keep Kerry alive if that minister decides to postpone elections until the baby jesus comes back to earth and makes the final decision on who gets to be president.
I know, I know, but they swear it's really Jesus and not just Cheney with a fake beard and strong backlighting.

(maniacal laughter)

Someday Kevin Costner will make a movie about all of this.
And good god, the pain.