n'est pas

Selected conversation snippets from last night's activities.

"I can't believe you would lose something like that!"
"At least I'm not the kind of person who hurls tranquilizers at another person...you...asshole!"

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"What is that, a dance? What are you doing?"
"Zoobamofoo!"
"What?"
"You know, with the lemur? The one that dances?"
"Right. The dancing lemur."

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"Dammit, why didn't you tell me there was a tree there?"
"There's a tree there. Try not to open the door into it like you just did, ok?"
"Ok."

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"Are you out?"
"No, I can't leave until the name-dropping quota has been met."
"Oh god."
"Pretty close, though. I think we might have some sort of record on our hands."