n'est pas

Things You Need To Pack If You Are Going To Canada
pants
shirts
boxers
socks
birth certificate
more pants
cargo pants
performance fleece cargo pants
beer coozie(s)
flask
did i say that already?*
pants cut off into shorter pants
short pants!
swimming pants
sleeping pants
capri pants
cigarette pants
silk pants
orgy pants (often the same as silk pants)
"captain pants" uniform

*not technically pants.