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Conversations with Great Conversationalists. Part 1.

"Hey Jill, are you stoned? You look stoned."
"No. No, I'm not."
"But you look stoned."
"No, actually that's you."
"Yeah, you're right."

(five second pause)

"Hey Jill are you stoned?"
"Nope, still you."
"Oh yeah..."
(commence to feeding the dog more tater chips)