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I'm a dance crusader
playa hater
rhythm trader
your favorite Now and Later
I'm a beat creator
funky waiter
bring you tater
Your smoothest operator.
I'm a happy customer
A heat modulator.
I'm a dance floor raider
magic satyr
freak evader
I'll be your Christian Slater.
I'm a couples skater
smart like laser
rose parader
Your heart palpatrator.