n'est pas

I want to go watch a Civil War re-enactment. Mostly because it's a subculture who collectively fails to see the absurdity in investing time and money for such a defunct and (gloriously) stupid endeavor. Especially if you are going to accidently leave your 1986 Astro Minivan on the battlefield:



That van must've carried in them northern aggressors. I can tell cause it's blue.
Do you think that this post will bring a bunch of southwillriseagain extremists to my site? I hope so. That's a demographic I have failed to crack, despite all those posted pictures of Saxby Chambliss.

So yeah, anyone wanna go? We can do fake barbaric amputations on fake soldiers! And get tanked on mint julep!