Thursday, September 02, 2004

Listening to Bush's speech makes me want to break things.
I will get into part-by-part detail, and exactly what I would be breaking were I in a position to do so, but right now I'm kinda stuck on this path to the future.
A path, claims Bush, from which we will not turn back.

Good to know he's grasped the concept of linear time.

Wait, what was that? The terrorists are trying to take our system by which we measure time?

This speech must have been written for people who don't pay much attention.

Bush! The Candidate For People Who Aren't Paying Much Attention!