n'est pas

Hey everyone let's catch the rainy mondays! Like the happy mondays but far less annoying! Symptoms include: swerving all over the interstate with complete disregard for your turn signal, getting your swerve on all over the interstate whilst forgetting that there is even a such thing as a turn signal, and almost throwing your back out by putting a quarter in the drink machine. As flip spiceland would say, "It's a doozie* out there and I need a scotch. Which one of you fine lookin' ladies wants to drink with flip?".

I am now going to make some fragrant, on-fire potpourri with all the flowers that seem to be budding asexually today all over the desks occupying this office. That is my next plan of action.




*somewhere between partly cloudy and scattery showery, I believe.